Come see our sink grown plant.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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