woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
