Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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