put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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