every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
i've created a new STD.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
