Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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