Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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