dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
There's always time for handjobs
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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