she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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