i just had sex bonerless
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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