She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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