Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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