I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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