So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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