Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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