So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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