My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Never joke about your clitoris.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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