Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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