$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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