Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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