Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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