I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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