how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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