Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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