i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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