Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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