Christians are straight up FREAKS
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
is that a dick in a sweater?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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