My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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