she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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