butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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