All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Green mimosas i think yes
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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