very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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