I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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