I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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