erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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