there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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