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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.

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• (925): View more from California

  anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking

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  how did that work out?

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  Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!

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