you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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