brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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