If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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