I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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