why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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