Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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