i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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