My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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