Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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