Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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