just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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