it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
vagina is talking i cant
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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