Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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