there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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