i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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