is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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