i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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