I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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