Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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