scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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