C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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